Mother and Child Reunion (I & II)
Spike: How could you do something
so incredibly stupid?!
Emma: I screwed up! I'm a dumb kid! I do these things sometimes!!
Spike: No! You're not stupid!!
Emma: You're, you're Jordan aren't you?
JT: (referring to Jordan) He's probably 40,
Emma: So? You still wet the bed, and I'm friends with you.
Emma: (referring to the E-mail
Jordan mailed her) Read it again, Manny!
Manny: Again?! I've read it six times!
Emma: Just once more. Please?
Toby: You bribed JT!!
He took the money!
Toby: NO, he accepted it as evidence.
Ashley: You wouldn't...
Toby: And I'm gonna go up there,
and tell everyone what a fraud Ashley Kerwin is...
Ashley: Just listen to my speech. Then, decide if I don't deserve to
Toby: Do you kow what it's like
living with you?!
Ashley: Oh, please. My mom dotes on you! Ever since you moved in she doesn't care about me. So long
as you're happy. You're everywhere! At home, at school, even in my campaign! I wanted just one thing that you couldn't take
from me. But, you found a way.
Ashley: He is so annoying! He's
like a little mosquito buzzing in your ear!
Eye of the Beholder
Sean: Look it's bad enough I
have to repeat 7th grade but I DON'T need you rubbing it in my face.
Emma: He seems scary and dangerous,
but he's actually nice.
Ashley: Paige, how many glasses
did she drink? And don't lie.
Paige: I don't know, maybe a few glasses.
Ashley: Paige, how could you!?
JT: Girls too sexy for me? I doubt
Toby: (looking at porn sites) Whoa.
Are those real?
JT: They're real something!
JT: We wouldn't have been caught
if it wasn't for Toby's "smart" yet perverted mind!
Emma: You guys stayed home, to
look at porn?!
Toby: Yeah, but it's a rite of passage.
JT: Kate, and Jeff came home, and made us look at sites with
them. Guys, too.
Manny: With them??
Emma: Male, and female?!
Toby: Could you keep it down??
Manny and Emma:
Manny (about Sean): He stared right
Emma: That's because I bumped into him.
Terri: It's just a school assignment,
it's not like Jimmy is going to get with Paige just because of some homework assignment.
Ashley: You don't understand.
Every since we were little everything I got Paige had to have too. But, I have to draw the line at my boyfriend.
Ashley: I know what you're up to
Paige: What are you talking about?
Ashley: I'm not blind, you were all over Jimmy in there.
It's called rehearsal.
Ashley: It's called backstabbing.
Paige: Look just because people are saying Jimmy is bored
with you doesn't mean he is.
Ashley: You've heard Jimmy's bored with me?
Paige: Well, he's never said so to me, but
just in case I'd make sure he isn't.
Jimmy: Ash wants to give me..."the
Spinner: A Ferrari?!
Ashley: Jimmy, I'm sorry. But,
I’m just not ready for this. Paige might be, but-
Jimmy: Wait! What about Paige??
Ashley: She's ready for this.
She's done this.
Jimmy: You think I’m gonna leave you for Paige?!
Ashley: I’m sorry. I’m not ready.
Jimmy: Good. Because to tell you the truth, neither am I.
Sean: My social worker says it's
beneficial, personally I wouldn't give a rat's a-
(Interrupted by Mr. Simpson)
Mr. Simpson: Class! Sorry for the delay.
Spinner: My Ritalin, it’s like speed.
thought it calmed you down.
Spinner: Yeah, for me. It’s got something to do with the configuration of my brain,
Jimmy: You have a brain?
Spinner: Ha ha.
Secrets and Lies
JT: Liberty, I'm not gay, okay?
Liberty: You lied?
JT: Yes, 'cause you just wouldn't take
Liberty: Am I really that horrible?
Terri: My mom died, Ash. She's
never coming back. But you, you have your dad back.
Ashley: Terri... it's not the same.
Terri: No, it's not the same.
And you wanna know why? Because you have a choice, I don't. Don't make the wrong choice.
Coming of Age
JT: Awe, did little Emmy pee her
Emma: No, I just started my period, something that happens to . . . oh,
50% of the population, right Mrs. Kwan?
Manny: Emma, did you sit in something?
Manny: We should celebrate
Celebrate what exactly?
Manny: Becoming a woman. Em, you can get Pregnant now.
Emma: Oh great can we celebrate by
finding me a washroom?
Emma: I am so not ready for this.
Ashley: He's just everywhere. Right
now I'm at the point where I could break up with him.
Terri: You don't mean that.
Ashley: No, I'm serious.
Emma: So I'm not gonna turn into...
Paige: Me? Honey, you wish.
Paige: Hey, you can get boobs now.
Emma: Like I want them!
Paige: You will. They're actually really great.
Paige: I've got a pad, if you need
one. You could get one from the office but that would be kind of...
Emma: Ew! Just imagine, 'Mr. Raditch, may I have a
Manny: So, are you feeling okay?
Emma: Oh yeah Manny, I love being a woman.
Rumors and Reputations
Emma: Manny, has Armstrong ever touched you?
What? No. Did he touch you?
Emma: No! No. Liberty. I saw
him touching Liberty.
Hazel (on her cell-phone): Get this! Liberty and Armstrong were caught kissing... in his car!
Jimmy: (chatting with Ashley): LIBERTY. ARMSTRONG. DOING IT.
Ashley: Do you even know what people are saying? About
you and Armstrong.
Liberty: What do you mean?
Ashley: I mean, that you two are extra friendly.
Liberty: You know what, Emma? Go back to helping rain forests and whales. Because
when it comes to people, you suck!
Paige: Having a little boy trouble,
Emma: Sean asked me if he wanted to hang out with me tonight. Not go out, hang out. Is that a date?
Paige: Hon, that's a date.
Paige: Emma, your thing for Sean
is more obvious then Heather Sinclair’s bargain basement nose job.
Mrs. Kwan's student: Mrs. Kwan!
I will eat the chicken wing, (bites it) I eat the chicken wing, (finishes it) I ate the chicken wing!
Paige (in the Video-Announcement):
School Spirit. Can you have enough? If you ask me, the answer is no. That's why I formed a Degrassi Spirit Squad. So come
sign up: boys and girls. Give me a D. Give me an E. Give me a G...
Emma: Give me a break!
Paige: What does that spell?
Emma: Oh, please: Paige, Hazel?
"Are you like gonna like do like your colors like together like?"
Paige: “The Spirit Squad's
only spirit is the spirit of sexism.” Look what your little friend wrote.
Manny: Oh, nice Emma, so now I'm a bimbo
Paige: Oh look! It's "Little Miss
Save the World!”
Emma: And it's "Little Miss Plastic!" Shouldn't you be out testing your makeup on animals?
Shouldn't YOU be out hugging TREES?!
Paige: Manny, what is your damage?
Manny: You, Paige!
Paige: You better watch your mouth.
Manny: Or you'll what? Spread lies about me? Defect my
locker? Go ahead.
Paige: F.Y.I. You're out of the Spirit Squad.
Emma: Manny, I want to apologize.
I should've supported your cheerleading. Not attacked you.
Manny: Why? It's just some stupid, sexist girls prancing around.
I was wrong. I'm admitting it.
Emma: Um, what are those?
Liberty: Aren't they the most beautiful
Emma: They are...they're something
JT.: Ace of spades, ace of clubs. We're rich.
You Moron! They're both clubs!
Toby: Oh no.
JT: Ace of spades, ace of clubs. They're so similar.
JT: You're doing this just to get close to Emma.
JT: News flash, Toby: She has a girlfriend!
Toby: Who refused to dance. So who's the hero now?
Tracker: So Mom called. She's off the booze.
Sean: Good for her.
Tracker: Yeah, well, I'm just warning you because she wanted to talk
to you. Which means she's gonna be calling back and . . .
Sean: And she's gonna wanna talk to me about moving back with them to
Wasaga Beach. Well, it's not gonna happen, all right? Forget it.
Tracker: Sean -
Sean: I'm not moving back!
Toby: Will you stop beg so melodramatic for once, please?
Jagged Little Pill
Paige: Ashley, just stop being such a hag.
Ashley: No, Paige. You are the hag on two fronts: your looks and your