203 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Manny:
Is that the sound of your heart beating? . . . No, it's mine.
Jimmy:
Spin you move like a wounded polar bear, sorry buddy.
Spinner:
So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white.
Jimmy: No, you can't dance ‘cause you suck.
(Emma
arrives at her front door to Find Spike and Snake kissing)
Spike: Emma, what are you doing out here? You should be in bed.
Emma: You should too!
Paige: I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.
Jimmy: Who are you supposed to be, Vanilla Ice?
Spinner: Ohh, who
are you supposed to be, Michael Jackson?
Paige: Um, yeah, Spin, he is.
204 Karma Chameleon
Ashley: (walks over to Jimmy) Hey, Jimmy.
Jimmy: (stands up and walks
away from her) Don't talk to me, you slut.
Ashley: (turns towards him) What did you say?
Jimmy: Slut - that's the
word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.
Ashley: You're not my boyfriend.
Jimmy: Yeah, well I was last year when
you cheated on me with Sean. Now you wanna do it again? (He walks to his seat.)
Paige: Am I the only sane one here?
Paige: Then pencil it in, boys. Retro Rollerskating Party.
Ashley:
Retro Rollerskating Party?! That sounds cool.
Paige: Funny how something's cool one year and so totally un-cool the next.
Kinda like people.
Ashley: I get it, Paige. You don't have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige: Oh, but I was kinda
hoping you'd take drugs and act like a total freak and destroy everything. Oh, wait, you did that last year.
Terri: What was that about?
Paige: Ter, it's simple. Really. Four
years of high school: Will you spend them cool with all of us? Or as a social, outcast, loser with one of her? You decide.
205 Weird Science
Manny: You are so jealous.
Liberty: I'm
not jealous, I'm appalled. Teacher's pet wins again.
Jimmy: Hey, Spin! And how is "Little Spinner" doing today?
Spinner:
Little Spinner is hiding, and so should you, because I'm gonna kill you.
Jimmy: Man, C'mon. It wasn't that bad.
206 Drive
Joey:
We got the four basic food groups. Chips, chips, chips and Kraft dinner.
Spinner:Because we are going to party!
Craig: No party Spin.
Spinner:
Girls?
Craig: No girls.
Spinner: Booze?
Craig: No booze.
Spinner: Donuts?
Craig: That we can do!
Sean: Hello this is the power company.
Emma: So this is what you do
Sean. Prank your ex-girlfriend.
Spinner: What about your mom Marco, she works in the music biz.
Marco:
She's a piano teacher.
(Spinner Farts)
Marco:- Aww, Aww man you're sick!
Craig: Spinner!
Not in the car!
Spinner: Sorry, excitement makes me fart.
Sean: Shut up.
Spinner: No, you shut up.
Sean: You shut up.
Spinner:
Shut up.
Sean: Shut up.
Spinner: You shut up.
Craig: Why don't you both shut up!?
Joey:
What do you think you were doing?! Do the words "silent alarm" mean anything to you?! You, you, and you, GONE!! Craig, if
you were some punk off the street, I would've had you arrested, and pressed charges!!
Ashley: I acted like an idiot and totally embarrassed myself.
Ellie: Yeah you did . . . kidding.
207 - 208 Shout (I & II)
JT: (Imitating Liberty) You take that back. I do so have friends! 10 textbooks,
a hundred stuffed animals, oh and sometimes, even my parents like me!
JT: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G!
Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word.
JT: You want another one? Fun.
F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!
Spinner: I'm a winner on the field and with the ladies!
Hazel:
Paige, honey, if you said no, that’s rape.
Paige: Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me!
Spinner: Why not?! Everybody
else does!
Terri: Why do you have to be so mean?
Paige: I'm not mean, I'm right!
Dean: Come on, Spirit, we had fun.
Paige: Fun?! YOU CALL WHAT YOU
DID TO ME "FUN"?!?!
Paige: This is my school, and, I don't want to see you or talk to you
again.
Paige: It happens to other people.
You say, “how sad.” You say, “poor thing.” When it's you, it's something else / It's everything /
You'll never believe the nightmares / You'll never know the pain you caused / You'll never see the scars you left / The things
you stole, everything I lost / You took my body / Tore it in half / You took my childhood / My heart and my laugh / You
took everything I kept for myself / Then you're gone / I'm not your poor thing
209 Mirror in the Bathroom
Mohammed: Hey, it's the More of Everything Girl. I think you should join
the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri: Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it!
Paige: No kidding.
Terri: I made 500 bucks today as plus-sized model! Yeah. Plus-sized. What do you make, ice cream boy?
JT: Laxatives... Tasty going in, nasty going out!
210 Take My Breath Away
Hazel: What do you think of Marco?
Paige: He's cute.
Hazel: I
think he's really cute.
Paige: Which raises the question, cute, smart and still single?
Hazel: Not for long, Hazel's
on the case. I think I need help with my math homework.
Manny: Do you want to go to the movies?
Craig: Oh you mean with you....
I don’t know. . . Just kidding!
Manny: You so had me there.
Ellie: (reading from her Edward Gorey book) E is for Edward who choked
on a peach!
211 Don’t Believe the Hype
Spinner (to Jimmy): So I went home last night and asked my mom what my
culture was and she pointed to the globe and said, "You're from Earth." (Jimmy laughs)
Paige: Good. Because I had my doubts.
Liberty: JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such a...
slob.
JT: Great. First you blackmail me into making you a dress and then you insult me.
212 Hot for Teacher
Sean: So, how were things with Ms. Hot Sauce? (Ms. Hatzilakos)
JT:
Hot and saucy!
Armstrong: So, Fred has five fish tanks. Two are 24 liters. How many
cups will he need to fill all five fish tanks? Mr. Yorke?
JT: Yeah, I think Fred needs to get a life
Jimmy: Don't make me start a Terri list. Top item: nosy, doesn't mind
own business.
213 White Wedding (I & II)
Emma: Why are you doing this?
Spike: If you were in my shoes and
making this mistake a second time-
Emma: (Drops her hairbrush and storms out)
Spike: Em, I didn't mean it that way...
Manny:
Emma, just stop being a baby, and get ready for the wedding.
Emma: Manny, mind your own business.
Manny: Oh, that's
funny. Didn't I tell you the same thing, last night.
Emma: I did what I thought was right!
Manny: Yesterday you freaked
because I talked to Sean. What you did was so much worse.
Emma: Gee, thanks, Manny what a great friend you are!
Sean: It's a slow song, and you're not dancing.
Emma: Well, nobody
caught my interest.
Sean: Oh....how 'bout now?
Emma: I'd love to.
214 Careless Whisper
Marco: I had a great time last night.
Ellie: Me too.
Marco: But,
I sort of forgot something. (Kisses Ellie)
Marco:
I'm going to get a drink of water.
Ashley: Oh I'll get it.
Marco: No it's ok I'll get it. (walks upstairs with Ellie)
Ashley: (laughs) I didn't know my kitchen was upstairs.
Spinner: Marco! Just the guy I wanted to talk to!
Marco: About what?
Spinner: About "someone's" extended bathroom break Friday night!
Teacher: (to class) Write about your fears and hopes.
Toby: My fear
is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.
216 Dressed in Black
Ashley: Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world
for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, disappearing, nothingness.
Ashley:
It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version
of themselves.
Kendra: How old am I?!
Toby: 12.
Kendra: And what grade am I
in?
Toby: 7th.
Kendra: And you thought I'd have sex with you?! Pervert!
Toby: I got those
condoms because if I ever did want to do that with Kendra . . . which I’m not saying I do . . . I’d wanna take
care of her.
Spinner: So you
live another day.
217 Relax
Manny: I can't play today, Liberty. I'm . . . I'm kinda on my period.
Liberty: Aww, Manny's afraid of a little monthly visitor!
Emma: You know what I just said about giving up? I lied.
Jimmy: Triple Five Soul. Since when do you have money to pay for that?
Spinner: Since . . . none of your business!
218 Fight for Your Right
Nadia: Here, try these tomatoes. (Gives them to Raditch) GM tomatoes.
The kind Sheila uses in the caf.
Raditch: It's perfectly fine.
Emma: Yeah, and you can hardly taste the scorpion.
Emma (to Toby): You're still eating that garbage?!
Sheila: Hey, watch
it! That's slander!
Emma: So was your commercial!
219 How Soon is Now?
Marco: I can't be who you want.
Ellie: Can't or won't?
JT:
(miming) Paige! Help! I'm trapped in a box!
Paige: Does it say, "Caution: Freak Inside"?
Paige: I have one thing to say to you, Dean! Get ready 'cause I'm coming
after you. Not like Spinner or the mascot! For real!
Paige: Hey. What
are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in a hair net?
Spinner: I traded
my shift so I could spend lunch with you.
Paige: Wow, lucky
me.
Spinner: Um, we’re
not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys.
Paige: I know. That’s
why I wanted to ask. Year end dance. Are you going with anyone?
Spinner: No.
Paige: Well, go
with me. I owe you a date anyway, right?
Spinner: Yea, you
do.
220 - 221 Tears Are Not Enough (I & II)
Kendra: . . . I mean who would want to be at some stupid Luau thing?
Toby: That's why I love you. . .
(Kendra gives him a questioning/shocked look)
Toby: Wait, I don't mean LOVE you,
I just like you a lot . . . yea that's it, I like you a lot . . . a whole lot . . .
Craig: Miss Gothic, Miss Doom-and-Gloom!
Terri: When I was little, I went to a birthday party. Then my dad showed
up and told me the news: my mom didn't make it. I was really sad. . .
Craig: Because she died?
Terri: No. Because
I couldn't play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.
