301 - 302 Father Figure (I & II)

Craig: (looking at a yearbook) Oh my god It's Joey! With hair!

Shane: This is my daughter, Emma. But, she doesn't love me.
Emma: Why do you say that??
Shane: She never visits me.
Emma: Maybe because she couldn't find you, until now . . . I'm Emma!

Snake: Emma, sit!
Emma: You don't talk to me like that! You're not my dad!

Spike: Where were you?!
Emma: Why didn't you tell me my dad was . . . 
Spike: His parents wouldn't let me!
Emma: Then, why didn't you do something??!!
Spike: I was 16!!!

303 U Got the Look

Paige: Sully's not your type. But I can think of ten other guys you'd be adorable with.
Manny: I don't wanna be adorable. Bunnies and puppies are adorable.
Paige: Then don't be. Change your image; it's as simple as that.

Emma: Wanna hear my mission for the year? Students Improving The Enviornment. I call it SITE.
Manny: Wanna hear my mission for the year?? To be hot.  Not cute, but hot!
(Manny takes off her jacket, revealing a skimpy blue tube top)
Emma: Whoa.
Manny: There is no way I'm getting dumped this year for being too young.

Emma: Manny, I'm not sure you should . . .
Manny: What? Raditch said I wasn't allowed to show my undergarments. Do you see any?
Emma: No, but . . .
Manny: That's because I'm not wearing any.

Manny: This is who I am now, Em. If you can't accept that . . . then don't talk to me.

Manny: I'm always there for you, Em: when you fight with Sean; when you find out your mom's pregnant; and for your stupid environmental club.
Emma: It's not stupid.
Manny: And the one time it isn't about you, you do this to me.

Joey: I know that you thought The Zits were a joke.

Caitlin: I did not!

Joey: But if we had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different.

Caitlin: And maybe if you’d written more than one song.

304 - 305 Pride (I & II)

Spike: If you are sick you cannot stay here. Jack just got over a cold.
Emma: Mom, Jack's not in a bubble.
Spike: Really. Do you want to breastfeed him while he's running a fever?

Emma: Snake, you have cancer! And you're always joking around or shaving your head like nothing's wrong!
Snake: Because I have to be like this, Emma, if I'm gonna beat it!
Emma: Are you?!
Snake: Yes. I promise you, Spike, and baby Jack. Yes, I'm going to beat it.

Craig: Why do they teach us about soil erosion? I'm not a farmer. I'm never gonna be a farmer.

Spinner: I didn't mean "homo" as in "gay"; I mean homo as in . . .  
Dylan: . . . Milk?

Jimmy: What's your problem with Marco?
Spinner: That's my problem . . .  (points to where he has writing “Marco is a fag” on the bathroom wall.)
Jimmy: (reads it) So Marco's a fag? What's your next one gonna say? Something about me being black? (walks off)

Marco: Spin, even strangers know, and last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew . . . and they bashed because they hated, just like you do!

Spinner: Dude. That's brutal. But . . . you can't compare me with those guys.
Marco: Really? Why not?

306 Gangsta Gangsta

Jay: What are you? His bodyguard?

Sean: His friend.

Sean: I deafened him in one ear.
Jay: What? I didn't hear you.

Emma: Snake, what's wrong??
Snake: My laptop. I . . . I left it right here, locked up last night. I . . . I knew that the chemo was making me stupid, but . . .

Emma: Maybe it's not the chemo . . . (stares at Sean)

Emma: I was hoping we could talk. Real talk.

Sean: Got nothing to say.

Jay (to Sean): You're all Eminem on the outside, big, scared baby on the inside!

307 Should I Stay or Should I Go?

Spike: Put on the shirt, Archie! You are not dead yet! Put on the damn shirt and go!

Paige: Why are you sad with a dozen roses on your greedy lap?
Ashley: "Ash, YOU ROCK! XO Craig"

Manny: You know, Craig got his girlfriend a dozen roses.
Sully: Really? Sucker!

Marco: Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?
Spinner: If they're hot.
Marco: Well . . . you're not.
Spinner: See that's where you're off-base. I mean, let's agree to disagree.

Spinner: I have to sleep in your bed tonight!
Jimmy: Spin, I like you, but not that way.

Emma: I have NO chance with Chris! It's like he's on a different planet or something. A COOL planet. I'm on planet White Dork.

Manny: (to Emma) One more thing, no talking about the environment, the environment is not sexy, do not talk about it.
Emma: Okay I got it. (walks out her window)
Manny: Where are you going?
Emma: Explaining the bootylicious makeover to my mom is so not worth it.
Manny: Fine with me.

Craig: I have a girlfriend.
Manny: I can keep a secret.

Emma: Manny, I wanna go, NOW!!
Manny: What?
Emma: Look!
Manny: I didn't know he had a girlfriend.
Emma: Well, me neither. So, can we please go??
Manny: It doesn’t look like they're gonna last long, so here's your chance. You wait for the fight to end. Chris is hurt, and needs a shoulder to cry on, there you are.
Emma: Okay, that’s totally evil!
Manny: It maybe be evil, but it’s effective.
Emma: I can’t do that! It's not right!
Manny: Yes, it is. And, yes, you can.
Emma: Whatever it takes, right?

Emma: So you don't want to be friends?
Manny: Not with a stuck-up prude princess . . .
Emma: Well good, 'cause I don't want to be friends with the school slut . . .

310 Never Gonna Give You Up

Rick: So how long have you known Jimmy?
Terri: Since grade 7. I like him.
(Rick sighs)
Terri: Not that way, you're the only one I love!

Jimmy: Uh, Rick, I appreciate the help, but some of your tips are getting in the way.
Rick: Example?
Jimmy: Um, the breathing. Terri sounds like she's smoking.

Terri: Are we gonna talk about it?
Rick: About what?
Terri: Today in theatre class I looked like an idiot, because of you.
Rick  Excuse me?
Terri: Everyone was laughing. I should've listened to Jimmy.
(Rick grabs Terri's wrist)
Rick: Let me make one thing clear: I don't like the tone of voice, it makes me feel stupid ok.

Terri: I have to go, I need to think.
Rick: About what? Leaving me?
Terri: I don’t want to Rick. It's that you're suffocating me!
(Rick pushes her) 
Rick: Oh my god. Terri that was . . .
Terri: That was the last time you ever touch me.

Craig: JT wanting Paige around I can understand. But Paige wanting JT around?

312 - 313 Holiday (I & II)

Spinner: Not to mention you’re a big stud.

Craig: Well, I get around.

Spinner: What's it like being a stud?
Craig: Nerve-racking.

Spinner: You have Ashley, gorgeous, smart, like wine. Then you have Manny, cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. Only hot.

Craig: You're every present I never got.
Ashley: You're every wish that never came true.
Craig and Ashley: You're every prayer that went unanswered, so, baby, I'll spend Christmas...
Craig: With you.
Ashley: With you.
Craig and Ashley: So, baby, I'll spend Christmas with you.
(Manny walks by and Craig breaks his guitar string.)

Manny: All I want for Christmas is one thing.
Craig: What? Diamonds? A new car? A Chihuahua?
Manny: No, no. I want you to dump Ashley. I’ve been patient, and I . . .
Craig: I can't make that choice.
Manny: I think you just did . . .

Ashley: Where'd you get that?
Manny: Just a guy.
Ashley: Who?
Manny: Just a guy I've been seeing a while, you know.
Ashley: Was it Craig?
Manny: Ashley, I'm sorry. Craig didn't want me to say anything. He knew you'd be upset about him moving on so quickly.
Ashley: Moving on? We're still together.

Craig (singing): You're every present I never got- (noticing that Ashley is not singing and whispers to her) Ash, we're on.
(Ashley gets up, slaps Craig, and walks offstage. Craig follows her.)
JT: I guess they won't be spending Christmas together.

Joey: When I broke your heart those years ago, I thought I lost you forever, and I moved on.

Caitlin: Yet you’re here with me in an airport on Christmas.

Joey: Yes, I am. I moved on, but I never left.

314 - 315 Accidents Will Happen (I &II)

Manny: Paige, how do you know tell if a guy wore a condom?
Paige: It's pretty obvious, did you see it, did you feel it?
Manny: I don't think so.
Paige: I wouldn't worry to much, Craig is the semi-responsible type, but you should ask him anyways . . .  And hun, remember this next time: Ask questions first. Get naked later.

Craig: (speaking about a name for the kid) What about Mabel?
Manny: No, anyone named Mabel will pick their nose and eat glue.

Ashley: Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way too difficult to use a condom!

Craig: Have you seen Manny?
Spinner: No. Uh, seats open though. Can I ask you a question, dude?
Craig: Sure.
Spinner: (hits Craig) Are you on crack?
Craig: Ow. What was that for?
Spinner: Dude you got a girl pregnant and you're just walking around like lalala gonna be a dad no shlaboggle
Craig: No I'm not.

Spinner: Where's your future, dude? I mean no keg parties, no spring break in Florida . . .
Craig: For once I wanna do the right thing, ya know?
Spinner: But you don't have to keep the kid, there are other things you can do.
Craig: This is what I wanna do, Spin. You don't get it.
Spinner: No, I don't. At all.
Craig: You’ve got a family, alright? I stay at some guy's house. But Manny and the baby, they're mine. They're for me.

Ms. Kwan: I hope this computer research has something to do with your Moby Dick project?
JT: Uh, yes! And we're having a whale of a good time!

Toby (About Jimmy): I don't get it. Me and him use to be friends.
JT: Well that was before your hot step-sizzle dumped his assizzle.

316 Take On Me

Jimmy: I dare you to kiss Toby!
Toby and Hazel: Jimmy!
Sean: On the lips! Like you mean it!

Ellie: I didn't know the school had an elevator!
Jimmy: I didn't even know we had a basement!

Sean: I'm not a joiner. I don't do group activities.

Jimmy: C'mon Cameron you scared?
Sean: No, I'm not a group person.
Jimmy: Yeah, tell that to Jay next time you two plan to steal stuff.

317 Don’t Dream It’s Over

Hazel: Tell me I'm hallucinating.
Jimmy: I hope so.
Paige: Ok, there is no way I'm driving that freak around all day.
Spinner: Paige-
Jimmy: No, Spin, she's right.
Spinner: Yeah, but chances are, if we leave him behind, we leave her behind too.
Hazel: Without any of us her to protect her.
Jimmy: And then it's open season for Rick.

Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up?
Terri: He apologized.
Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!

Rick: First, you have no right to dictate who Terri's friends are. And second, you're a vicious backstabber.
Paige: Oh, I'm vicious?
Rick: You think you're so perfect.
Paige: What! Well I'd rather be that than a psycho! (Rick kicks the van and then runs off)
Terri: Rick's right. You're always telling me what to do! I'm sick of it!
Paige: Fine. If I'm such a bad friend, then go after him. Go!

Rick: She called me a physco.
Terri: That's just Paige being Paige.

Terri: It's okay, Rick, come on. Let's go back to the van, and we'll go back home.
Rick: I'm not going back!! Do you hear me?! NEVER!
Terri: Rick, please stop! Rick, you're hurting me!

Spinner: I'm just like him...violent.
Paige: No you're not, you stopped yourself.

Paige: This is all your fault! None of this would have happened if you just let me leave Rick at the Dot!
Spinner: My fault? I'm not the one who told her to go after him.

Spinner: If Rick steps one foot inside Degrassi, he's the one that'll be in intensive care.

Ellie: I should dump him.
Marco: Sean?
Ellie: You're worth six Seans. He can't be that rude and expect me to stick around.
Marco: Sean's rude El? What do you call bringing Marco-the-human-security-blanket on a double date?
Ellie: Marco the what?
Marco: Look, I know you want everything to stay the same, but Sean could be good for you. If you let him.

318 Rock and Roll High School

Ashley: (performing with Hell Hath No Fury at the Battle of the Bands competition) This song is the prize for breaking my heart / Should of written these words to you right from the start / You say it doesn't matter, it's all in the past / My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask / I can't pretend to forgive and forget / Gonna make the day you met me, a day you'll regret / 'Cause you're the dust in my eye / You're the rock in my shoe / Yeah, you lie, lie, lie / Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you / Mr. Nice Guy, whoa, Mr. Nice Guy / You're so nice.

Craig: Ash, I swear if you play that song in the competition I'll-
Ashley: Have sex with more grade nines?
Mr. Simpson: Guys settle down please.
Craig: You know if you weren't such a prude, I'd never been with Manny.
Ashley: Oh, but I thought you loved her.
Craig: Oh you know what, go-

Mr. Simpson: Hey! One more word double homework.

Jimmy: A homie is a playa and that is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his-
Spinner: -ball and chain, ain't that you're name? / Cause you a playa-hater and that's a shame /
Jimmy: And chicks like you ain't worth too much / So shut up girl /
Both: And make my lunch!

Craig: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'M SORRY. How many times do I have to say it?
Ashley: Until you mean it.