203 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Is that the sound of your heart beating? . . . No, it's mine.
Spin you move like a wounded polar bear, sorry buddy.
So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white.
Jimmy: No, you can't dance ‘cause you suck.
arrives at her front door to Find Spike and Snake kissing)
Spike: Emma, what are you doing out here? You should be in bed.
Emma: You should too!
Paige: I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclair's grade 3 sock hop.
Jimmy: Who are you supposed to be, Vanilla Ice?
Spinner: Ohh, who
are you supposed to be, Michael Jackson?
Paige: Um, yeah, Spin, he is.
204 Karma Chameleon
Ashley: (walks over to Jimmy) Hey, Jimmy.
Jimmy: (stands up and walks
away from her) Don't talk to me, you slut.
Ashley: (turns towards him) What did you say?
Jimmy: Slut - that's the
word for girls who cheat on their boyfriends.
Ashley: You're not my boyfriend.
Jimmy: Yeah, well I was last year when
you cheated on me with Sean. Now you wanna do it again? (He walks to his seat.)
Paige: Am I the only sane one here?
Paige: Then pencil it in, boys. Retro Rollerskating Party.
Retro Rollerskating Party?! That sounds cool.
Paige: Funny how something's cool one year and so totally un-cool the next.
Kinda like people.
Ashley: I get it, Paige. You don't have to invite me to your dumb party.
Paige: Oh, but I was kinda
hoping you'd take drugs and act like a total freak and destroy everything. Oh, wait, you did that last year.
Terri: What was that about?
Paige: Ter, it's simple. Really. Four
years of high school: Will you spend them cool with all of us? Or as a social, outcast, loser with one of her? You decide.
205 Weird Science
Manny: You are so jealous.
not jealous, I'm appalled. Teacher's pet wins again.
Jimmy: Hey, Spin! And how is "Little Spinner" doing today?
Little Spinner is hiding, and so should you, because I'm gonna kill you.
Jimmy: Man, C'mon. It wasn't that bad.
We got the four basic food groups. Chips, chips, chips and Kraft dinner.
Spinner:Because we are going to party!
Craig: No party Spin.
Craig: No girls.
Craig: No booze.
Craig: That we can do!
Sean: Hello this is the power company.
Emma: So this is what you do
Sean. Prank your ex-girlfriend.
Spinner: What about your mom Marco, she works in the music biz.
She's a piano teacher.
Marco:- Aww, Aww man you're sick!
Not in the car!
Spinner: Sorry, excitement makes me fart.
Sean: Shut up.
Spinner: No, you shut up.
Sean: You shut up.
Sean: Shut up.
Spinner: You shut up.
Craig: Why don't you both shut up!?
What do you think you were doing?! Do the words "silent alarm" mean anything to you?! You, you, and you, GONE!! Craig, if
you were some punk off the street, I would've had you arrested, and pressed charges!!
Ashley: I acted like an idiot and totally embarrassed myself.
Ellie: Yeah you did . . . kidding.
207 - 208 Shout (I & II)
JT: (Imitating Liberty) You take that back. I do so have friends! 10 textbooks,
a hundred stuffed animals, oh and sometimes, even my parents like me!
JT: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G!
Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word.
JT: You want another one? Fun.
F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!
Spinner: I'm a winner on the field and with the ladies!
Paige, honey, if you said no, that’s rape.
Paige: Don't touch me! Don't ever touch me!
Spinner: Why not?! Everybody
Terri: Why do you have to be so mean?
Paige: I'm not mean, I'm right!
Dean: Come on, Spirit, we had fun.
Paige: Fun?! YOU CALL WHAT YOU
DID TO ME "FUN"?!?!
Paige: This is my school, and, I don't want to see you or talk to you
Paige: It happens to other people.
You say, “how sad.” You say, “poor thing.” When it's you, it's something else / It's everything /
You'll never believe the nightmares / You'll never know the pain you caused / You'll never see the scars you left / The things
you stole, everything I lost / You took my body / Tore it in half / You took my childhood / My heart and my laugh / You
took everything I kept for myself / Then you're gone / I'm not your poor thing
209 Mirror in the Bathroom
Mohammed: Hey, it's the More of Everything Girl. I think you should join
the sumo team. Seriously.
Terri: Hey! Most girls on the planet look like this, so get used to it!
Paige: No kidding.
Terri: I made 500 bucks today as plus-sized model! Yeah. Plus-sized. What do you make, ice cream boy?
JT: Laxatives... Tasty going in, nasty going out!
210 Take My Breath Away
Hazel: What do you think of Marco?
Paige: He's cute.
think he's really cute.
Paige: Which raises the question, cute, smart and still single?
Hazel: Not for long, Hazel's
on the case. I think I need help with my math homework.
Manny: Do you want to go to the movies?
Craig: Oh you mean with you....
I don’t know. . . Just kidding!
Manny: You so had me there.
Ellie: (reading from her Edward Gorey book) E is for Edward who choked
on a peach!
211 Don’t Believe the Hype
Spinner (to Jimmy): So I went home last night and asked my mom what my
culture was and she pointed to the globe and said, "You're from Earth." (Jimmy laughs)
Paige: Good. Because I had my doubts.
Liberty: JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such a...
JT: Great. First you blackmail me into making you a dress and then you insult me.
212 Hot for Teacher
Sean: So, how were things with Ms. Hot Sauce? (Ms. Hatzilakos)
Hot and saucy!
Armstrong: So, Fred has five fish tanks. Two are 24 liters. How many
cups will he need to fill all five fish tanks? Mr. Yorke?
JT: Yeah, I think Fred needs to get a life
Jimmy: Don't make me start a Terri list. Top item: nosy, doesn't mind
213 White Wedding (I & II)
Emma: Why are you doing this?
Spike: If you were in my shoes and
making this mistake a second time-
Emma: (Drops her hairbrush and storms out)
Spike: Em, I didn't mean it that way...
Emma, just stop being a baby, and get ready for the wedding.
Emma: Manny, mind your own business.
Manny: Oh, that's
funny. Didn't I tell you the same thing, last night.
Emma: I did what I thought was right!
Manny: Yesterday you freaked
because I talked to Sean. What you did was so much worse.
Emma: Gee, thanks, Manny what a great friend you are!
Sean: It's a slow song, and you're not dancing.
Emma: Well, nobody
caught my interest.
Sean: Oh....how 'bout now?
Emma: I'd love to.
214 Careless Whisper
Marco: I had a great time last night.
Ellie: Me too.
I sort of forgot something. (Kisses Ellie)
I'm going to get a drink of water.
Ashley: Oh I'll get it.
Marco: No it's ok I'll get it. (walks upstairs with Ellie)
Ashley: (laughs) I didn't know my kitchen was upstairs.
Spinner: Marco! Just the guy I wanted to talk to!
Marco: About what?
Spinner: About "someone's" extended bathroom break Friday night!
Teacher: (to class) Write about your fears and hopes.
Toby: My fear
is that Kendra hates me. My hope is that I die.
216 Dressed in Black
Ashley: Yolanda stared into the soul of the eclipse, and saw the world
for what it was: a shadow of black, empty, disappearing, nothingness.
It's about breaking a person. Their spirit. Taming them. Making them into someone they aren't. Making them into a lesser version
Kendra: How old am I?!
Kendra: And what grade am I
Kendra: And you thought I'd have sex with you?! Pervert!
Toby: I got those
condoms because if I ever did want to do that with Kendra . . . which I’m not saying I do . . . I’d wanna take
care of her.
Spinner: So you
live another day.
Manny: I can't play today, Liberty. I'm . . . I'm kinda on my period.
Liberty: Aww, Manny's afraid of a little monthly visitor!
Emma: You know what I just said about giving up? I lied.
Jimmy: Triple Five Soul. Since when do you have money to pay for that?
Spinner: Since . . . none of your business!
218 Fight for Your Right
Nadia: Here, try these tomatoes. (Gives them to Raditch) GM tomatoes.
The kind Sheila uses in the caf.
Raditch: It's perfectly fine.
Emma: Yeah, and you can hardly taste the scorpion.
Emma (to Toby): You're still eating that garbage?!
Sheila: Hey, watch
it! That's slander!
Emma: So was your commercial!
219 How Soon is Now?
Marco: I can't be who you want.
Ellie: Can't or won't?
(miming) Paige! Help! I'm trapped in a box!
Paige: Does it say, "Caution: Freak Inside"?
Paige: I have one thing to say to you, Dean! Get ready 'cause I'm coming
after you. Not like Spinner or the mascot! For real!
Paige: Hey. What
are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in a hair net?
Spinner: I traded
my shift so I could spend lunch with you.
Paige: Wow, lucky
Spinner: Um, we’re
not all like Dean. Some of us are good guys.
Paige: I know. That’s
why I wanted to ask. Year end dance. Are you going with anyone?
Paige: Well, go
with me. I owe you a date anyway, right?
Spinner: Yea, you
220 - 221 Tears Are Not Enough (I & II)
Kendra: . . . I mean who would want to be at some stupid Luau thing?
Toby: That's why I love you. . .
(Kendra gives him a questioning/shocked look)
Toby: Wait, I don't mean LOVE you,
I just like you a lot . . . yea that's it, I like you a lot . . . a whole lot . . .
Craig: Miss Gothic, Miss Doom-and-Gloom!
Terri: When I was little, I went to a birthday party. Then my dad showed
up and told me the news: my mom didn't make it. I was really sad. . .
Craig: Because she died?
Terri: No. Because
I couldn't play pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey.